January 2012
29 posts
“I’m at work so I can’t say anything that provocative.”
– Security guard into his celly.
@continentalairlines- Surly flight attendants: we...
Me: are there any blankets on board?
FA: only in first class. So if you’re sitting up there…
Me: so you only deserve warmth if you’re flying first class.
FA: no, it’s not that.
Me: it is, but it’s not your fault.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
#hungergames
“While I was in the hospital, I wrote out myself a little ‘hit list’...”
– #mobwives wisdom
“…if Drita would have worked out her problems with her mouth and not made a...”
– #mobwives wisdom
“It is a little scary to try to put two people together when they’re...”
– #mobwives wisdom
Started reading the hunger games to see what the...
And now I know where this word “katniss” comes from. I thought it was a word used to describe blogs that post a lot of pics and gifs of adorable kittens.
the best movie ever invented ever is on.
"This place sucks," Manhattan resident Woody... →
Was just thinking about maybe going to my first...
And pictured the teacher person getting in my face boot-camp style, yelling at me to motivate me or somesuch.
And then I pictured myself screaming in the same voice “I’m going to fucking kill every person in his room!”
I am the weirdest person you know. Trust.
Also the most dangerous.
