I’m at work so I can’t say anything that provocative.– Security guard into his celly.
@continentalairlines- Surly flight attendants: we...
Me: are there any blankets on board? FA: only in first class. So if you’re sitting up there… Me: so you only deserve warmth if you’re flying first class. FA: no, it’s not that. Me: it is, but it’s not your fault.
While I was in the hospital, I wrote out myself a little ‘hit list’...– #mobwives wisdom
…if Drita would have worked out her problems with her mouth and not made a...– #mobwives wisdom
It is a little scary to try to put two people together when they’re...– #mobwives wisdom
Started reading the hunger games to see what the...
And now I know where this word “katniss” comes from. I thought it was a word used to describe blogs that post a lot of pics and gifs of adorable kittens.
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"This place sucks," Manhattan resident Woody... →
Was just thinking about maybe going to my first...
And pictured the teacher person getting in my face boot-camp style, yelling at me to motivate me or somesuch. And then I pictured myself screaming in the same voice “I’m going to fucking kill every person in his room!” I am the weirdest person you know. Trust. Also the most dangerous.