May 2011
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Is it JUST because I'm a grammar snob that the...
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self promotion monday; come to this play - take a...
May 30th
my brother ethan and the nytimes
ethan owns youtube, the world
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All overnight guests at our home are treated to a...
May 29th
That's my man
Halina: bill maher is such a misogynist. He doesn't respect women, he fetishizes them.
Les: Oh, Halina, when did you become such an angry bi&$" dy#% wh#£e?
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May 28th
Societal Rules
It is a societal rule that if two or more people are wearing similar outfits or color, someone must make a comment along the lines of “they got the memo” or “I didn’t get the memo” or “they called each other.”
May 28th
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On beach, Aruba
Les: is today the rapture?
Halina: tomorrow.
May 20th
US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day
click here for article thanks, michael! WASHINGTON (AFP) – When judgment day comes — which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday — have you thought about what you’re going to do with the family dog and cat? In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions...
May 18th
why does everything happen to me?!
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plug! for the mature only...
  i’m performing in this really cool show! my first play in about 500 years, give or take. we’re performing in green-wood cemetary in brooklyn, amoung the civil-war era tombstones and catacombs. there will be midnight performances! what’s a cooler date night than that?! The Green-Wood Historic Fund proudly presents the New York City premiere of The Spoon River Project, an...
May 16th
things that no one can ever say ever again by...
“what happens in…stays in…” “tmi!” “at the end of the day” “Oh no s/he/you di-int” “shut the front door” “I’m/s/he’s/you’re a hot mess” “get out!” “alrighty then” “it is what it is”
May 16th
ruh roh.
that’s probably my last sushi roll for a while.
May 13th
THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING ANNOUNCMENT...
THIS DOUCHE IS REPLACING THIS DOUCHE on THIS DOUCHEY SHOW! PEOPLE AND SHOWS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! IT’S SO EXCITING FOR NO ONE!!!!!!
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today i will try on costumes worn by helen hayes...
May 13th
j'adore
i am totally completely obsessed with this print. it is currently my wallpaper on my work desk top. there are so many things i want to do with this fabric: wear it, put it on a chair, put it on a wall, put it in a bowl and eat it…
May 12th
j'adore
love jake weber.
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WatchWatch
NYC: Save Me From Your Citizens Redux
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WatchWatch
NYC: Save Me From Your Citizens
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my bro won youtube. bananastown. →
congrats, eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
May 2nd
my niece's fb posts...
i should really create a blog JUST for these - but can’t be bothered. anna is 15 going on AWESOME… last night’s status: Anna…  had such a good day hangin with brenden:) love him. annnnnd, osama is deadd!
May 2nd
Raid On Bin Laden Was Live-Blogged, Though The... →
guess what, america? pakistanis are just like us.
May 2nd
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