May 2009
53 posts
the only thing sadder than this article, is the... →
come on nyc - let's show ca what's really hood →
saw star trek. dug it. can't wait for the prequel...
Watchthis is for my neice. you’re welcome, anna.
“Whew, I got out just in time….that time it was too close for comfort!!!...”
– my awesome mom, in response to this news about her neighborhood brothel
inner monologue: "how did i get here?" edition
showed up late to the big sales and marketing meeting. walking late into a full room watching the powerpoint presentation i think makes me look interesting/more important. hm, that lady has red hair too, hers is frizzy. what? how did i get crumbs on my shirt? oh, the pretzel bites. cross legs, bored already after 3 seconds, why am i here? i love my new sandals. the bottoms are like saltwater...
the anti-robert moses; let the streets be for the... →
“this week we’re in Las Vegas, Nevada which is a town that LOVES to...”
– is THAT what it loves to celebrate Eduardo Xol of Extreme Homemakeover Home Edition? Or is that the only spin the producers could come up with for “sin city”? And does this mean that loving sin = celebrating life?
“Leave the gun, take the cannoli”
FINALLY saw slumdog millionaire. okay, i get the...
because one jump suit is never enough. →
oh aziz, the only thing geekier than a trekkie is... →
as mom used to say, if you're really that bored, i... →
i'm sure i'm the last person to check this out,... →
thank you lauren king. now mom will really know i... →
90's "fashion" has no business coming back. no one... →
WatchI guess at heart, I’m a total frat boy stoner. I just can’t help it; I love Tim and Eric.
must stay away from skymall site. but...
Watchand scenes like this are why the counTESS must be dethroned STAT. And maybe put through a program like that one in A Clockwork Orange.
Watchscenes like this make me actually like the counTESS.
i want stuff from ikea, but i don't want to go...
super diggin on some robyn, yo. that's some kate... →
“please. please. show me a show that doesn’t involve hospitals, cops or a...”
– me, to the t.v. 