January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 22nd
@continentalairlines- Surly flight attendants: we...
Me: are there any blankets on board? FA: only in first class. So if you’re sitting up there… Me: so you only deserve warmth if you’re flying first class. FA: no, it’s not that. Me: it is, but it’s not your fault.
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
#hungergames
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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“While I was in the hospital, I wrote out myself a little ‘hit list’...”
– #mobwives wisdom
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“…if Drita would have worked out her problems with her mouth and not made a...”
– #mobwives wisdom
Jan 16th
“It is a little scary to try to put two people together when they’re...”
– #mobwives wisdom
Jan 16th
Started reading the hunger games to see what the...
And now I know where this word “katniss” comes from. I thought it was a word used to describe blogs that post a lot of pics and gifs of adorable kittens.
Jan 14th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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the best movie ever invented ever is on.
Jan 5th
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"This place sucks," Manhattan resident Woody... →
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
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Was just thinking about maybe going to my first...
And pictured the teacher person getting in my face boot-camp style, yelling at me to motivate me or somesuch. And then I pictured myself screaming in the same voice “I’m going to fucking kill every person in his room!” I am the weirdest person you know. Trust. Also the most dangerous.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
26 posts
Happy happy birthday to my man, my Mr., my...
With whom my life gets better and better, year after year.
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“Even for a French cheese man, there are many challenges for a westerner to...”
– Why I love House Hunters International. #househuntersinternational
Dec 23rd
“Oh, cool! My first job!”
– 2 y/o nephew Clinton upon opening his gift from me and Les. It was the game “memory: alphabet edition.”
Dec 22nd
guess what movie i'm watching
clarke: what are we looking for?
audrey: sex, daddy.
clarke: that will do, audrey.
rusty: dady, it's german for six.
clarke: is that true?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
Charlie Todd: Great article exposing the sham GOP... →
charlietodd: Great article exposing the sham GOP argument that the wealthiest Americans are “job creators” and therefore shouldn’t pay their fair share of taxes: The most important reason the theory that “rich people create the jobs” is absurd, argues Nick Hanauer, the founder of online advertising…
Dec 15th
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curse my expensive taste!
Dec 14th
“I’m dressed as Santa, but what I really want to do is party”
– Every douche dressed as Santa for the ridiculous parade thing.
Dec 10th
Nadler calls for full DOJ investigation into NYPD... →
there is a santa clause.
Dec 9th
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“I cut tobacco for a living in Kentucky. That was hard work. I sold insurance...”
– George Clooney AGREEDx5,000,000 Try sitting in an office staring at a computer screen at a soul-crushing, life-draining, rights-revoking, respect-withholding, creativity-stifling massive corporation.
Dec 7th
some deep, philosophical and insightful thoughts...
i wonder if each season there will be a new family in the same house, with new ghosts added (maybe from the previoius seasons - each time someone dies, they become the new inhabitants?) that would be kind of brilliant. i imagine the current cast is expensive to begin with, and will only get more expensive, so on the $$ side of things, it would be smart. or maybe it will be a new HOUSE each...
Dec 7th
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she breaks my heart with her absolute brilliance
i hereby bequeath you with an emmy ex post facto.
Dec 7th
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READ THIS →
we live in a land where the mayors are kings, and the police are the under-paid army willing to do the bidding of their master - despite logic, common sense, laws and basic human rights.
Dec 7th
At this point I only watch RHOBH so that...
Also for the drama. Also for the money.
Dec 7th
“If you had a house MY size, you wouldn’t have problems YOUR size”
– Les, in his best Lisa Vanderpump accent.
Dec 7th
OH MY GOD IT'S ONLY 4:30
Dec 6th
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