January 2012
27 posts
@continentalairlines- Surly flight attendants: we...
Me: are there any blankets on board?
FA: only in first class. So if you’re sitting up there…
Me: so you only deserve warmth if you’re flying first class.
FA: no, it’s not that.
Me: it is, but it’s not your fault.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
#hungergames
“While I was in the hospital, I wrote out myself a little ‘hit list’...”
– #mobwives wisdom
“…if Drita would have worked out her problems with her mouth and not made a...”
– #mobwives wisdom
“It is a little scary to try to put two people together when they’re...”
– #mobwives wisdom
Started reading the hunger games to see what the...
And now I know where this word “katniss” comes from. I thought it was a word used to describe blogs that post a lot of pics and gifs of adorable kittens.
the best movie ever invented ever is on.
"This place sucks," Manhattan resident Woody... →
Was just thinking about maybe going to my first...
And pictured the teacher person getting in my face boot-camp style, yelling at me to motivate me or somesuch.
And then I pictured myself screaming in the same voice “I’m going to fucking kill every person in his room!”
I am the weirdest person you know. Trust.
Also the most dangerous.
December 2011
26 posts
Happy happy birthday to my man, my Mr., my...
With whom my life gets better and better, year after year.
“Even for a French cheese man, there are many challenges for a westerner to...”
– Why I love House Hunters International. #househuntersinternational
“Oh, cool! My first job!”
– 2 y/o nephew Clinton upon opening his gift from me and Les. It was the game “memory: alphabet edition.”
guess what movie i'm watching
clarke: what are we looking for?
audrey: sex, daddy.
clarke: that will do, audrey.
rusty: dady, it's german for six.
clarke: is that true?
Charlie Todd: Great article exposing the sham GOP... →
charlietodd:
Great article exposing the sham GOP argument that the wealthiest Americans are “job creators” and therefore shouldn’t pay their fair share of taxes:
The most important reason the theory that “rich people create the jobs” is absurd, argues Nick Hanauer, the founder of online advertising…
curse my expensive taste!
“I’m dressed as Santa, but what I really want to do is party”
– Every douche dressed as Santa for the ridiculous parade thing.
Nadler calls for full DOJ investigation into NYPD... →
there is a santa clause.
“I cut tobacco for a living in Kentucky. That was hard work. I sold insurance...”
– George Clooney
AGREEDx5,000,000 Try sitting in an office staring at a computer screen at a soul-crushing, life-draining, rights-revoking, respect-withholding, creativity-stifling massive corporation.
some deep, philosophical and insightful thoughts...
i wonder if each season there will be a new family in the same house, with new ghosts added (maybe from the previoius seasons - each time someone dies, they become the new inhabitants?) that would be kind of brilliant.
i imagine the current cast is expensive to begin with, and will only get more expensive, so on the $$ side of things, it would be smart.
or maybe it will be a new HOUSE each...
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she breaks my heart with her absolute brilliance
i hereby bequeath you with an emmy ex post facto.
READ THIS →
we live in a land where the mayors are kings, and the police are the under-paid army willing to do the bidding of their master - despite logic, common sense, laws and basic human rights.
At this point I only watch RHOBH so that...
Also for the drama.
Also for the money.
“If you had a house MY size, you wouldn’t have problems YOUR size”
– Les, in his best Lisa Vanderpump accent.
OH MY GOD IT'S ONLY 4:30
